Who am I and why am I running for president?


My name is King Walker Nicholson. I was born in 1943 in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and have spent my adult life teaching math and physics in a community college.

No, I don't suffer from delusions of grandeur because of the name king. I have suffered considerable ridicule and a few bruises trying to defend myself from hecklers because of the name, but I certainly don't consider it a name that brings with it any elevation of status.

Don't I know that a two-bit math teacher is totally unqualified to be president? Yup.

(2008 update: The current catch word is "experience". Bullbleep! A government "of the people" that requires 30 years expeience in politics is an oxymoron that needs to be stopped. I don't need to "learn the ropes of congress" because I plan to circumvent them entirely and go directly to the American people, (as is discussed in the Preface).

Isn't it obvious even to a simple math teacher that there is no hope of getting the democrat or republican nomination and that third party candidates never have a chance? Yup.

Presidential politics as well as the state of the nation and the world annoy me tremendously. I believe this the most likely method at my disposal to really make a difference. I believe I have some really good ideas, and I do think a large number of people will send me a $10.00 check endorsing my ideas.

Now, wait a minute. If I do not plan to waste any money campaigning, and don't plan to keep the money I am asking for, then why ask for it in the first place?

I don't want to talk about campaign reform, I want to do it.
I want to make an impact on politics in America.
Money makes the loudest noise.
Nobody is going to pay any attention to me until I "raise lots of money."

Here's how it works. This book is like shareware. Read this book. If you like it enough to want me to be the next president, or want some of these ideas to be carried out, then pay for this book by sending a check for $10.00 to me at the address below. (If you would rather send payment using a credit card, you can do so by clicking on the Buy Now button on the conclusion page.)

k.w.nicholson
1008 Neighbors Road
Goodwater, Alabama  35072
email:  nick4pres12@yahoo.com

Yes, I am selling this book for profit. Not for handouts, not for signatures, not for campaign contributions, but for profit. If people aren't willing to buy this book for a lousy ten dollars, they certainly aren't going to want to buy my ideas that are obviously going to cost each and every one of us time and money (time in the form of taking more active part in law-passing business, and money in the form of taxes, hopefully not too much of either). What am I going to do with the profit?  If I get elected, some may go toward financing my administration, the rest, and hopefully most of it, will go directly toward paying off the national debt.  Remember, one of my stated objectives is to do battle with the national debt, and I am literally going to throw just about everything I have at it. What if I don't win ?

I don't know if this is a "legally binding" statement or not, but it is the truth. All money received by me for this book, except that used for processing, (I think Pay Pal will get about 60 cents of each $10 transaction, and the amount credit and debit cards get varies), will either be used for expenses if I am elected president, or donated to the US treasury department.